tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64746002011-04-21T17:47:02.612-07:00you muthafucker's try to write 100 things about yourselves. Shit ain't easy. Greg Beckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04106443945607111012noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6474600.post-1077223612709731652004-02-19T12:46:00.000-08:002004-02-19T18:01:35.606-08:00<strong> <br /> <br />1. After I wake up in the morning I lay there for at least ten minutes doin a body check. Please don’t ask me what I’m checkin for. <br /> <br />2. I love old musicals. <br /> <br />3. I’m a trivia freak. I know more about nothing then most folk. <br /> <br />4. At one time in my life most of my peer group was made up of pimps, ho's, and drug dealers. <br /> <br />5. I’ve been shot at twice. <br /> <br />6. I’m a decent drummer, I used to be a damn good drummer. <br /> <br />7. I cried when as a kid I found out that you couldn’t believe everything you read. <br /> <br />8. Stephen King books scare me. Horror movies scare me. <br /> <br />9. Just the sight of a zombie fucks me up. <br /> <br />10. I’m smarter then I look. I belong to at least one high IQ society. <br /> <br />11. Dogs and cats think I’m one of them. <br /> <br />12. I still miss my cat after all these years, and still can't bring myself to get another <br /> <br />13. I don’t like talkin on the phone cause my attention starts to wonder. <br /> <br />14. I once sponsored a girl’s softball team. <br /> <br />15. When I was in high school I was a cheerleader for the girl’s volleyball team. The cheerleaders also got to rub the girls down before and after the game. <br /> <br />16. I have a serious problem remembering names. But I can recognize a person two hundred feet away by the way they walk <br /> <br />17. The dumbest thing I’ve ever done was to sell my house. <br /> <br />18. I hate high fives, and I rather see a woman pick up dimes with her ass cheeks then do a high five. <br /> <br />19. Just because I’m not smiling doesn’t mean I’m in a bad mood. <br /> <br />20. I find happy people off-putting. <br /> <br />21. I started bouncing in bars to prove to myself that I was a tough as my father. <br /> <br />22. I’ve been in over seven thousand violent incidents where serious physicality was involved whilst workin in bars over a twenty-year period. I still feel bad about people I’ve hurt in bars. <br /> <br />23. I hate boxing because I know what it takes to knock another person out. <br /> <br />24. I hate seeing people hurting themselves. <br /> <br />25. I was once accused of being a warlock. <br /> <br />26. I’ve been accused of being a nark <br /> <br />27. I almost became a pro wrestler in the eighties. <br /> <br />28. I once jumped off a second story balcony to see what it felt like. <br /> <br />29. Heights scare the shit out of me. I hate being up high cause I always think about jumping. <br /> <br />30. First time I ever got a blowjob I got punched in the nutsac. That’s what I got for laughing. (It tickled) <br /> <br />31. The happiest I’ve ever been was playing drums in a band <br /> <br />32. The first breast I ever saw was on Monty Python’s Flying Circes. I’ve worked hard ever since to see more. <br /> <br />33. I’m shy <br /> <br />34. I very seldom lie. And if I do it’s only to keep people from being hurt. <br /> <br />35. I’m insanely trustworthy. <br /> <br />36. They wouldn’t let me in the Cub Scouts as a kid because I was Black. <br /> <br />37. I’ve been accused of being an actor in porn movies. <br /> <br />38. When I eat apples, I eat em core and all. It took me years to find out that everybody else doesn’t. <br /> <br />39. I can sneeze with my eye’s open. (try it) <br /> <br />40. I once hit a man so hard he peed himself. That was some funny shit. <br /> <br />41. I’ve never broken a bone. <br /> <br />42. I once took a beer bottle thru the right eye that took over ninety stitches to fix. <br /> <br />43. I understand most shit. I really do. <br /> <br />44. I’ve been to the other side. <br /> <br />45. I’m the only person I know that’s ever hit another person with another person. <br /> <br />46. My best friend is a woman 17 years my junior <br /> <br />47. Between the ages of 21 and 22, I tried every drug known to man. And a few that weren’t. <br /> <br />48. I once threw my older brother thru the windshield of a titty pink 56 Caddy. <br /> <br />49. People that talk to me on the phone find it hard to believe I’m black. <br /> <br />50. I never judge. <br /> <br />51. Women tend to be very protective toward me. <br /> <br />52. I can’t play any card games. <br /> <br />53. If I talk to you, I like you. And yes, it’s that simple. <br /> <br />54. I think I’ve been clinically depressed for years. <br /> <br />55. I actually like the taste of whiskey. <br /> <br />56. I love what I do <br /> <br />57. Pain is part of my everyday life <br /> <br />58. I’ll usually do the right thing <br /> <br />59. I have very high morels. <br /> <br />60. Rest assured that my everyday stress level is a lot higher then yours. <br /> <br />61. I have to sit where I can watch the doors <br /> <br />62. When people stand directly behind me it makes me crazy. <br /> <br />63. I’ve gotten so angry before that I’ve actually shifted my ribcage out of place <br /> <br />64. Some days I just don’t give a fuck <br /> <br />65. I’m stubborn to a fault <br /> <br />66. I’m a lost romantic <br /> <br />67. I really do care <br /> <br />68. If I could teach my fellow Black man only one thing, it would be to abolish the word Nigger from his vocabulary. <br /> <br />69. I enjoy the little things <br /> <br />70. I’ve yet to see a “cute” newborn baby, and I know I’m not the only one. <br /> <br />71. I believe in love at first sight <br /> <br />72. I’ll take one for the team <br /> <br />73. What I think is sexy ain’t always going to be what you think is sexy <br /> <br />74. “It’s” out there <br /> <br />75. I’ve been told I’m on the FBI’s watch list <br /> <br />76. If five guys tell you they’re tough guy’s, four are lying. <br /> <br />77. I’ve worked as an actor <br /> <br />78. I’ve worked as a model <br /> <br />79. I'm scared of bears cause somewhere out there I know there's a bear with my name on it. <br /> <br />80. I’m pretty sure I’m mentally unstable. But if you know you're ubstable, does that mean you're still unstable? <br /> <br />81. I like to think of myself as ruggedly handsome <br /> <br />82. Years ago a physiatrist suggested I start wearing bright shirts to offset my negative image <br /> <br />83. I hate shopping malls <br /> <br />84. Except for the “fit” factor, I actually like being a big guy <br /> <br />85. I love being bald, plus it was my mother's idea <br /> <br />86. Ten year old boy’s probably have more body hair then I do <br /> <br />87. I miss the day's when a condom was just an after-thought <br /> <br />88. I once worked as a fashion photographer <br /> <br />89. Women tend to trust me right off the bat <br /> <br />90. I built my own computer <br /> <br />91. I will always have a soft spot in my heart for nurses and strippers <br /> <br />92. I run into people all the time that insist that I’ve saved their lives at one time or other, but I’ll be damned if I can remember any of it. <br /> <br />93. I believe in ghosts <br /> <br />94. I’ve seen ghosts <br /> <br />95. I’ve been felt up by a ghost <br /> <br />96. The worlds too big not to believe <br /> <br />97. I’ve worn pantyhose. <br /> <br />98. I enjoy driving the speed limit <br /> <br />99. I masturbate on a daily basis no matter if I need too or not. <br /> <br />100. I don't suffer fools lightly <br /> </strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6474600-107722361270973165?l=ninityninethingsaboutme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Greg Beckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04106443945607111012noreply@blogger.com